Unhelpful World HSR by HongKongTransitKid
created at 2024-05-19T12:51:32.060Z
updated at 2025-07-01T08:15:29.345Z
Well this is Unhelpful World HSR which is more unhelpful than anything in the world
Here are some real maps:
https://metrodreamin.com/view/ajA5dzkwN053R1lwNXpJVlRrd0NEU3phcVZCM3wxMTM%3D
Map type: extra long distance | Total track length: 300915 miles | Center coordinate: 30.6288, 20.3103 | * Red Line: (Airliner, 12 stations) Is this Netherlands or Belgium?!, UK, Spain or Morocco?, I choose all, Snow, Not North Pole, Miss Alaska, North Slope, Who told you we are going to Canada ?, Point Roberts, why is it USA?, Well just swim to the shore, Maybe it's Jurassic Park, South Pole
* Green Loop: (Airliner, 7 stations) Not Malé, If you want to go to Singapore swim there, Sea that everyone wants, We're not stopping, Between three countries, Not North Pole, Not Malé
* Which is the real London?!: (Commuter/suburban rail, 4 stations) East London, London, London, London
* Polar Link: (Metro/rapid transit, 11 stations) South Pole, Penguin army base, Jakarta? What Jakarta?, 100 meters above the runway, pilots HATE this station!, No Vladivostok?! No Interchange?!, Peanut Hole, Not North Pole, No, Also no, Not yet, The line has ended exit the train
* Cloud: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Screen: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Train: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Track 2: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Track 3: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Track 1: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Window: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Light 1: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Metro, Metro
* Light 2: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Dreamin', Dreamin'
* Orange Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) No one wants this place, MADagascar
* Which is Victoria?!?!: (Commuter/suburban rail, 5 stations) Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria, Victoria
* Pacific Crosser: (Medium/long distance rail, 14 stations) Who told you to ride on this train, Anyways let's go, Go go go, Hold on tight don't fall in the Bermuda Triangle, Only beach of Bosnia, Black Sea, So we need to cross the Pacific, Almost there, Gobi?!, Sorry no Interchange, Out in the Sea, Almost, Wait why didn't we go in the other direction in the first place, Who told you to ride on this train
* Salt Lake 'Circuit': (Metro/rapid transit, 11 stations) Start, Welcome to the hottest place in the world - The salt lake!!!, Breaking news :726 passengers has fainted due to heatstroke, The driver said, 'Anyways', Passengers groan 'cause they are back to there, Passengers report that they could fry eggs on the seat, Driver said that cooking on the train is not allowed, Some panicking passengers jumps out of the window, The engine is broken and burning, The floor is on fire, We urgently stop this nonsense as now the engine is literally lava so we can't finish the line
* Forest Track: (Gondola/aerial tram, 8 stations) The forest Brazil is hacking down, We missed Dakar, Not making any Interchange here, Monaco #microstatesrule, Go and find Mount Everest Or something, Refreshment Kiosk!!! (Don't drink the water there. It might be straight from the river), Indonesia said, 'just burn it', Where there should be a sea
* Viking spam Line: (Ferry, 3 stations) Ice on Greenland, Green on Iceland, And that's all thanks to your ancestors, Norway
* Joke Line: (High speed rail, 8 stations) I like Northern and Eastern European food,, So I decided to Russia over there, 'Cause I was Hungary, After Czech-ing the menu,, I ordered Turkey,, With a Danish., After I've Finnished, I said to the waiter,, It's all good, but there's Norway I can get another bite.
* Oceania Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 6 stations) I did not just pass Guammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, Ocean again nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnmnnnnnnnnnnnnn, A few hundred kilometers off the coast of Papa New Guinea, New Zealand? What is that? - Failure map maker, Penguin army outpost, Penguin army base
* Inner Mongolia Line: (Bus rapid transit, 14 stations) I, N, N, E, R, _, M, O, N, G, O, L, I, A
* Cross Indian Ocean Line: (Bus rapid transit, 6 stations) Welcome to this bus, We're going to cross the Indian Ocean, How?!, We'll be fine anyways, *BLUB BLUB BLUB*, Breaking news :bus go into ocean no survivors
* W: (Metro/rapid transit, 5 stations) What is this place, Some Lake, Another Lake, Finally I don't have to get to a lake, Fine
* O: (Metro/rapid transit, 7 stations) Desert, If you want to go to Yinchuan alight here this is the closest we can get, Why you are still here, Well, Anyways, Get out now, Told you we're back here
* R: (Metro/rapid transit, 7 stations) I challenge you - with no walking connection, go to Xi'an, Shaanxi, Shanxi, RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR, Fake Station Name, No Station Name, Ha ha ha ha ha
* L: (Metro/rapid transit, 3 stations) L, L for..., Yeah, Lake again.
* D: (Metro/rapid transit, 6 stations) Here, When can we get to shore?, Yellow Sea, Wei Hai, Bohai, Here
* Bermuda Triangle Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 4 stations) Florida, Puerto Rico, Bermuda, Florida
* Me Train: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Me Light: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Me Window: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Me track: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Me Window 2: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* H1: (Metro/rapid transit, 3 stations) Dang it we missed Kunming (your fault), Yeah, Not going to Chengdu
* H2: (Metro/rapid transit, 3 stations) Neither Chongqing, Still not going to Chengdu, Yeah
* H2 - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 3 stations) What is this, Neither Chongqing, Where are we
* S: (Metro/rapid transit, 4 stations) Seriously? No Guilin?, We missed Chang Sha, UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUJUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Hubei, where is 'hu' (Lake)
* R mint: (Metro/rapid transit, 7 stations) ____________, Station Name, Let's go, Who told you we are going to Japan, Train :I am not swimming anymore, I literally did NOT just miss Raha (I missed Naha), Who's the boss, train ?
* Line for fish to ride (die): (Tram, 11 stations) Ok we know fish can't get on land, Don't get too close to land, Idiots Why didn't you just cross the Baffin Bay, Oh, I didn't mean now!!!, Where are we, Stupid islands how can we go fast, We are going to the Bering straight (Strait), Oops sorry, At least we humans get to eat the dead fish, Who knows how to start a fire in the sea?
* Olive Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) This station gives children tooth decay, Give them Pearland for snacks instead of Sugarland!
* Cyan Line: (Ferry, 4 stations) Oops wrong way, Why do we need to cross these islands, Cristóbal -Cystalball, Are we at the Panama Canal
* Teal Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 14 stations) South Pole, Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeery, Looooooooooooooooooooooong, Chillllllllllllllllle, This way, Why the Spanish Town is not Spanish, Train 697 why is the train stuck in the middle of a statue?!, What is Russian's old weapon?, It's, Snow, We proudly declare this is the closest we can get to Chicago, Hold on tight don't fall in the Bermuda Triangle, We got even closer, And closer
* Which is San Jose???!!!: (Metro/rapid transit, 4 stations) San Jose, San Jose, San Jose, San Jose
* Water Line: (Gondola/aerial tram, 2 stations) Maybe This is where your water comes from, DEFINITELY NOT WHERE YOUR WATER COMES FROM
* Space elevator???: (Local bus, 1 stations) Entrance of the space elevator but no because the website only allowed to make lines on Earth
* Napoleon's army: (Gondola/aerial tram, 13 stations) Paris, I am going to Moscow for a 'trip', You asking me if I got everything?, Soldiers? Check., Guns? Check., Food? Check., Horses? Check., Everything ready, let's go to Russia!, Charge, Gooooooooo, Oops I forgot to bring a coat., Russian brutal comeback!, I hope no one attacks Russia again.
* South Pole - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 3 stations) South Pole, South Pole, Not North Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - For: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - For - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - For - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* South Pole - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - Fork - For - Fork - Fork - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Not North Pole, South Pole
* Blue Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Blue Line - Fork: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Line for fish to really ride (die): (Tram, 4 stations) Lala, Go, Get caught by fisherman, Get in a Chinese home and get deformed into millions of pieces, each of them cooked in different way
* Bus: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) Ok Here is the bus, Come on walk the rest are you that lazy
* Korean Demacration Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 6 stations) Why did you ride this, Seriously go to North Korea or South Korea or something, I hate you jumping from North Korea to South Korea, Why is this not a straight line then it will be easier, Dangerous Station Ahead!!!, The place where North Korea is playing missiles so enjoy
* Reverse Express Water Bus: (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) Ok Here you go, Zooming past a lot of Islands, Get Two Boats Here, We hell like missed Cape Town, Where are we going?!, Where you get hit by millions of penguins
* Da two Yorks Line: (Local bus, 2 stations) Old York, otherwise known as UK York, The York that no one knows about, New York, otherwise known as NYC USA, the better York, The York that everyone knows
* Hell people goin' nowhere: (Gondola/aerial tram, 2 stations) The REAL HELL (the school the creator studies in), Hell
* Another Pacific Crosser: (Medium/long distance rail, 9 stations) A few hundred kilometers off the coast of Papa New Guinea, Jakarta? What Jakarta?, If two Congos merge this will be the biggest city in Africa, Get Two Boats Here, Forest..., Coast off Lima, The REAL HELL (the school the creator studies in), Maybe This is where your water comes from, A few hundred kilometers off the coast of Papa New Guinea
* Mint Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 5 stations) Battle Mountain, Page, Elephant Butte, Truth or Consequences, Mobile
* Nazi Germany's army: (Gondola/aerial tram, 11 stations) I am going to Moscow for a "Trip", Yo ask me if I got everything?, Soldiers? Check., Tanks? Check., Bullets? Check., Everything ready, let's go to Russia!, Charge, Gooooooooo, Oops I forgot to bring a coat., Russian brutal comeback!, I hope no one attacks Russia again.
* Funny Place Name: (Gondola/aerial tram, 31 stations) King City, Loving, Rice, Gun Barrel City, Athens, Van, Red Lick, Hope, Star City, Palestine, Marked Tree, Science Hill, Big Stone Gap, Wise, Man, Hurricane, Confidence, Extra, Paradise, Liberty, Young, Mount Fork, Sugar Creek Road, Big Run, Jumbo, Fruitland, Wells, Bath, Reading, Batman, Nowhere Else
* Useless Loop: (Airliner, 7 stations) Did you get the joke?, Station, Station, Station, There it goes, Why are ppl naming cities like that, Did you get the joke?
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