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Map type: extra long distance | Total track length: 197065 miles | Center coordinate: 29.0957, -32.9734 | * Red Line 2: Electric Boogaloo: (High speed rail, 25 stations) LeBuRhElCeR!, William Scott Memorial Highway, Climant Riad, The middle of a random field, Orange, Finally not Barre again, Barre, Barre, Barr, Barre, Barre, Barre, Barre, Barre, Barre, Puckershire, Warre River, Willimantic Reservoir, Goose Island, Plum Bank Beach, Hook Pond, Montauk, The Seabed East of Nantucket Island, Hungry Bay, Bermuda, bermuda triangle station
* Red Line: (High speed rail, 3 stations) Just Plain Gore, The middle of a random field, Climant Riad
* Red Line 3: I Ran Out Of Names So Here You Go: (High speed rail, 25 stations) santa claus lives here i think, idk who would even use this, who even wants to use this station, WhyareweinRussianterritoryIthoughtthiswasUShighspeedrail, Svalbard?, graphical gore station, Ping - Pong (#3), Ping - Pong (#2), Ping - Pong (#1), The Source of Human Suffering, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, Literally Nowhere, Kuuijuaq, Why do you even bother?, At This Point, Just Give Up Already, Chapis, Cabonga Reservoir, Saint Lawrence River: Montreal Edition, Gebbie Road, justrunalready, Barr Drive, Old County Road, 05076, William Scott Memorial Highway, Climant Riad
* R: (High speed rail, 13 stations) if you wanted to go to Santa Fe this is the best you will get, the station that's collecting dust, you could be in Boise right now but screw usefulness, drive like a normal American, the place you are right now, a mountain in Idaho because screw wherever people actually need to go, Billings (A normally designed station for once), See, what did I tell you?, waypoint up ahead, why is this even a station, The Middle of a Random Lake in Alberta, East of Kyle (seriously, who names a city/town "Kyle"?), A Random Pho- King Stream in BC, Probably where Brightline West will start I think
* U: (High speed rail, 13 stations) a lake in west Ontario, enjoy your swim? (dang it we missed Thunder Bay, I'm blaming it on you), the train is about to swim, we're proud to announce that this is the closest we will ever get to Chicago, you idiot we missed St Louis, it's the place you go to tear your hair off, "a government conspiracy lies here" -Alex Jones, probably, Springfield (The last useful location on this line), Joplin (One of two useful stops on this line), i swear will this train ever go to a useful stop, you idiot you could be in Wichita right now, a cornfield probably, screw you
* N: (High speed rail, 9 stations) this is your final stop, enjoy, _f _ r_m_v_ _v_ry v_w_l _n th_s s_nt_nc_ c_n y__ st_ll r__d _t?, Brnu Rd, Saint Lawrence River: Montreal Edition, Cabonga Reservoir, why are you here?, some dumb place called Wawa I guess, Dead Meme Graveyard, dang it we missed Lexington (it's your fault again)
* pacific line go brrrr: (High speed rail, 7 stations) why does it do this I just wanted to cross the Pacific, except screw you you can't cross, just swim there, i think you'll be fine, almost there you shiece of pit, Station Name! (the best station name), it's because it's fast, we all love this weird blue line, The Place Where the Pacific Line do be goin brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
* why's this still called rapid transit if it takes this long to go from Miami to Orlando: (Local bus, 17 stations) We're Finally in Orlando (and screw you), Lake Okeechobee (this line loops, screw you), my a mhee, Havana on a bus somehow, Pinar del Río, i swear how do you cross the ocean in a bus, a lake in Guatemala, The middle of Lake Nicaragua, dang it we missed San Jose I'm blaming it on you again, The Panama Canal for some reason, The Forest the Brazilian Government wants to destroy so enjoy, we missed Dakar, and this time, it's I don't even care, The Place Where the Pacific Line do be goin brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, Bordeaux 2.0 (the better one), Hungry Bay, Bermuda, The Coast Directly Off of Jacksonville, We're Finally in Orlando (and screw you)
* y: (Local bus, 3 stations) the thing, EDP445's house I think, Cox Lane (no joke frfr)
* y - Fork: (Local bus, 4 stations) the thing, EDP445's house I think, country roads, country roads
* o: (Local bus, 5 stations) where I belong, west virginia, to the place, take me home, where I belong
* u: (Metro/rapid transit, 4 stations) ..., country roads, take me home, mountain mama
* r: (High speed rail, 7 stations) sweet, home, home, alabama, alabama, where, the
* s: (Local bus, 6 stations) skies, are, so, blue, sweet, home
* i: (High speed rail, 2 stations) alabama, lord
* I (dot): (Local bus, 2 stations) i'm, i'm
* the other s: (Metro/rapid transit, 6 stations) thing, one, you, to, home, c*ming
* t: (High speed rail, 2 stations) i, want
* the other part of the t: (Local bus, 2 stations) to, tell
* you: (Local bus, 7 stations) you, in, birmingham, they, they, love, governer
* r2(d2): (Local bus, 8 stations) now, we, all, did, what, we, could, do
* Portree to Decatur from transit rapid Bus: (Tram, 3 stations) decay turr, economically insufficient foliage, aisle of dhar mann
* land boat: (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) okay fine here's a bus, enjoy your stupid bus, almost there, we're not even at springfield you idiot, i blame it on you, screw you
* Redding- Reading Line: (High speed rail, 2 stations) Reading, Redding
* paris line: (High speed rail, 3 stations) Who's, In, Paris?
* Pacific Ferry: (Ferry, 6 stations) Los Angeles International Airport, this is definitely better than flying, ok just trust me on this, Puko'o, not honolulu, you shall not pass
* high speed water bus: (Gondola/aerial tram, 8 stations) how about a different ferry, Lelu, almost there, trust me we're almost here, we're ALMOST there, hold tight, right around the corner, not sydney, come on just swim there it's not that hard
* colorado line (nobody asked for this): (Local bus, 11 stations) now face the ludicrous length of this line as punishment, it is now your fault that colorado is not a perfect rectangle, let's play dodge Fort Collins and Cheyenne, why- oming border, it shows, this state is not a perfect rectangle, random line, oops, four corners (the monument is slightly off), the corner, now face the ludicrous length of this line as punishment
* world's shortest line: (Local bus, 2 stations) it starts here, it ends here
* international security concern: (Metro/rapid transit, 9 stations) i swear nothing happened here june 5 1989, russian spy base, The Kremlin, secret CIA facility or something, the geneva conventions, the capitol, the dunkin donuts at the center of the pentagon, White Sands Missile Range (credits to Train Person), area 51
* decay turr line: (Local bus, 4 stations) yet another fake decay turr, other fake decay turr, fake decay turr, the real decay turr
* light green line: (Local bus, 15 stations) opp alabama, fresh kills park, fresh kills landfill, arthur kill road, great kills, great kills beach, staten island finally stopped killing people, fugging, the site of mrbeast's next video, ta blee see, baka water, go find mount everest or something idk, north sentinel island (friendly people, trust), sinking island station, for the last time we are not going to jakarta
* intercourse line (credits to PennRail): (Local bus, 3 stations) gobbler's knob, intercourse, blue ball (s)
* short line: (High speed rail, 3 stations) american diomede, russian diomede, a river rock
* GO TO BRAZIL: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) to celebrate 100 stars i renamed this station (8/29/2024), mmmmmmm
* eyesore #1: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* PtD hell extension: (Tram, 3 stations) aisle of dhar mann, economically insufficient foliage, hell
* fake island line: (High speed rail, 11 stations) this place isn't real, wake up sheeple, come on educate yourselves, new zealand isn't real, source: trust me bro, Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, what the hell is a wellington, um ecktually it's two islands, don't care, no matter what it isn't real, wake up, the wrong amphetamines
* sawf powl lien: (Local bus, 13 stations) santa claus lives here i think, the last ounce of your sanity, the gulag, a few hundred miles off the coast of the island disputed between russia and japan, two thousand feet above tokyo haneda airport, pilots HATE this station!, no transfer????, imperial japanese plane crash #91021, coconut palm oil plantation, emu city, where all dreams come to die, penguin army base (gotta fight the emus), sawf poel (except not really because MD kinda breaks if you actually put it there), screw it
* you gotta go: (High speed rail, 1 stations) Bordeaux 1.0 (YOU GOTTA GO)
* the eighth deadly sin: (High speed rail, 7 stations) the bubblegum illegalization state and sin airport, north sentinel island (friendly people, trust), kurdistan, landmine central, fugging, probably sealand, a hundred miles below the strip
* detroit siege line: (Airliner, 18 stations) detroit industrial decay expressway, the section of the earth's core underneath DTW, nondescript place in michigan, wind sir, a beach for hipsters, decommissioned airport, decommissioned house, decommissioned person, decommissioned public services, my marketplace, urban decay, Super Clear Anon's Dealer (please don't kill me it's a joke), urban d.k.(donkey kong), the place where i got a free bag of money after bringing a firearm into the bank (satire), Ford Drive/Newburgh Road/Iron Oxide Deposit, a rusty grenade in the river, someone's living room, detroit industrial decay expressway
* Hell Automated People Mover: (Gondola/aerial tram, 2 stations) actual hell, hell
* world's worst people mover: (Gondola/aerial tram, 7 stations) Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu, truth or consequences, french lick, intercourse, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, fugging, um dafuq
* Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Extension: (Local bus, 2 stations) Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, aisle of dhar mann
* 42nd Street Shuttle: (Metro/rapid transit, 14 stations) mountain men 2: electric boogaloo, moe zam beaque, the place where the 38 minute war happened, pirated stuff, addis ababababababababababababababababababababababa, um dafuq, king leopold's human rights violations, long bean lake, that one place where four countries come frustratingly close to all bordering each other, diamond mine, rural apartheid state land, Lesotho Mountain Station, vanilla and deforestation island, mmm mauritius
* the kir a bus: (Local bus, 8 stations) london, screw it im not doing quality waypoints anymore, banana, imma go to poland, olympic bus swimming, ladies and gentlemen we're landing in poland, poland, welcome to paris
* Rockaway Park Shuttle: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) wal didney worl, bangkok (did you know that [REDACTED]?)
* Our Supreme Leader's very own HSR: (High speed rail, 11 stations) nuke target #1, degenerate korea capital, The DMZ, state execution facility, state detention facility, dictatorship capital of the world, military parade area, municipal body pile, hills and disease, border checkpoint #66,834, labor camp
* the 1 trillion dollar line: (High speed rail, 27 stations) the goal is to make this line cost 1 trillion dollars, you understand?, begin, bermuda triangle station, Hungry Bay, Bermuda, ping pong 2 electric boogaloo, aww shit here we go again, boing 1, boing 2, boing 3, boing 4, boing 5, boing 6, The Place Where the Pacific Line do be goin brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, inter milan (10,000 m above sea level), fugging, yo "czech" this out, femboy land capital city (buried 3,000 m underground), fake nordica, murr mansk (station is flooded), santa claus lives here i think, graphical gore station, no interchange???, boring sea, Station Name! (the best station name), banana, point nemo probably
* banger line: (Local bus, 3 stations) bang her whales, Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, bang her main
* so mall ya': (High speed rail, 11 stations) yeah man, djibouti djibouti, somalia but functional, horny of africa, get held for ransom station, fun desert to get shot by men in toyotas in, rizz, boko haram and ancapistan, have fun ok????, pirated stuff, kenya shut up
* 1: (Gondola/aerial tram, 2 stations) 4/18/2025, salty
* 6: (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) no loop?, rounded opolis, paraguay is a conspiracy theory to get you to buy more lunch meat, fake los angeles and sand julian, NEW LIFE HACK LETS YOU BECOME IMMORTAL, DOCTORS HATE HIM!, boom boom firey forest
* 9: (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) not anywhere useful in particular, gross mat, north brazil (scary), man trapped in saddam hiding place, vincent toppolis, south brazil (intersting)
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