you don't have to star if this map helps you (otherwise you do) by thepigwhogotpickledbypicklepig
created at 2025-10-18T03:01:25.280Z
updated at 2026-03-16T01:23:19.250Z
This map is essentially a joke and please do not take it seriously. I decided to make this because it was funny and that's it. Please star if you are breathing or blinking right now.
Also if this map benefits you in any way you don't have to star. But please explain how this map has helped you and I will take notes on your feedback.
Lessons I have learned based on feedback
People don't know Panama City, Florida
West South Sudan is important to people
Map type: extra long distance | Total track length: 84796 miles | Center coordinate: 18.0016, -161.9801 | * no hydration allowed line: (Gondola/aerial tram, 15 stations) the darien gap, the most highly populated city in the world, darien national park, have fun, no getting off this train, no roof as well, no hydration here either, the movie theater, where u are not allowed to get off, 4 milliseconds off the train here, you know what lets go back to the city, lets go almost time to get off, almost there woohoo for everyone, nevermind this could take long, no way we're almost there, man that's it im getting off this train, o wait i can't, darientown (home of 1.4 people and 492,000 starving camels)
* hydration allowed every february 30th line: (Gondola/aerial tram, 28 stations) the darien gap, the most highly populated city in the world, darien national park, have fun, no getting off this train, no roof as well, no hydration here either, the movie theater, where u are not allowed to get off, 4 milliseconds off the train here, you know what lets go back to the city, lets go almost time to get off, almost there woohoo for everyone, wait a minute this line actually brings us back, hello fellow passengers, ok now where are we, good good trees, people who can't swim get off here and go to the yellow line, a peak at hydration, all right lets begin, the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test, that progressively gets more difficult as it continues., The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start., The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal., A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound., Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible., The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over., The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start., LAP 1, LAP 2 (WHY ARE U NOT RUNNING IN A STRAIGHT LINE), welcome to the beginning of the end
* the yellow line (no hydration allowed): (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) those who survived maybe get on the blue line, end, don't begin, begin, now as a punishment for not being able to swim, you will swim, people who can't swim get off here and go to the yellow line
* the blue line (also no hydration allowed): (Gondola/aerial tram, 6 stations) the fitnessgram pacer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test, and do this, now prove yourselves, if you survived, welcome, i am proud of you, welcome to the blue line, those who survived maybe get on the blue line
* usa: (Gondola/aerial tram, 9 stations) hey canada why did u copy us with vancouver, panama City!!!!! this is usa (ultraviolet submergent anchovies), water break, manila!! since when did the philippinnes get here, trinadad!! where's tobago, welcome to calee4neuh, ahh its gone, oh no why is there a place called glasgow, lets defend!!!
* south sudan: (Bus rapid transit, 6 stations) sudan, north south sudan, west south sudan, east south sudan, south south sudan, not sudan
* Blue Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 12 stations) water train interchange, where you live, where i don't live, where i live, dededo (why does that sound like dramatic music at the beginning of a big famous concerto or somethi, gum, lunch break, what did i say??, im convinced we'll never make it to hawaii, hey wait is that also hawaii?!, hey hawaii is right there, a nice random spot
* Red Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 21 stations) its a reunion!!, i left the big white thing, hey what is this big white thing?, beef, wellington, marshall islands, lunch break, welcome to the shortcut, where you think its a shortcut, but it isn't, it goes here, then here, then right here, then up, then down, then upp, then overshoots, before going up even more, how sad, ok this is the final part of the shortcut we hope you've had a great day, where i don't live
* Yellow Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 10 stations) hah I tricked you I would never break the law, i broke the law i went on land, another random station, water train interchange, ok fine dinner break, ha back to work after lunch break, lunch break, marshall islands, also a place, a place
* Green Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 0 stations)
* Orange Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 15 stations) where i don't live, a restaurant... trust, station in the middle, how happy, how sad, ahhhh so busy, this is busy look, yes it is the other one is lying, but it isn't, downtown waterland, a place, going towards Korea, hah tricked you that's Russia, um when are we going to Russia?? oh right it's a water line, bering sea
* Cyan Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 17 stations) waterland interchange (where all the water goes), downtown waterland, but it isn't, the next stop is called but it isn't, my other house, my wateryard, Station Name, where i live, now we're not, now we're really passing through Taiwan, passing through Taiwan (kinda), lets head to downtown waterland, anyways, I couldn't physically show you because I would go on land which this metro system cannot do, but also... MEXICO!!, it's manila, if you look right above you
* Purple Line: (Metro/rapid transit, 8 stations) telling, poo poo, place with no life (aka get a life!!), if you clicked on this station, it's time to go to sleep, Pompeii, marshall islands, the intersection of orange line, or should I say blue line, water train interchange
* possibility #1 (not very likely unless you are the president): (Metro/rapid transit, 9 stations) west south sudan, norway (technically), the literal top of greenland, the wrong london, cucumber land, the house that is white, darientown (home of 1.4 people and 492,000 starving camels), turbo (like the movie??), are these clouds beside me??
* possibility #2 (only for people who's dream is to learn swimming): (Metro/rapid transit, 6 stations) Manchester airport (nothing beats a jet2 holiday), so those people will be rewarded, oh shoot only people who know English made it here, now for your second test please swim to India, anyone who survived welcome to Sri Lanka, hello, I am coach bob, and I will instruct your swimming lessons today
* possibility number 3 (the journey of "aku"): (Metro/rapid transit, 4 stations) aku, maku, baku, saku
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