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Total track length: 0 miles | * Why are the stupid oranges going to Hawaii?: (High speed rail, 59 stations) This is the school where they serve the stupid oranges and I have to do that stupid stresstful map., Orange #1: Why are you in the lake? Go away!, Orange #2: Veneta now???, Orange #3: You’re in Mapleton Now????, Orange #4: Oh great, you made it to the coast stupid oranges., Orange #5: You’re now in the dunes???, Orange #6: Reedsport?!, Orange #7: Get lost here oranges., Orange #8: Oh great, you made it to Bandon, Orange #9: Port Orford now 🙄, Orange #10: 10 oranges and you’re in Gold Beach, Orange #11: Oh come on, Brookings now!, Orange #12: you entered california?, Orange #13: Ok, Crescent City. Go enjoy your crescents stupid oranges., Orange #14: Big Lagoon? Big Lagoon, Orange #15: McKinleyville, Orange #16: Eureka!!, Orange #17: Jackson’s Demonstration???, Orange #18: Don’t go to the Bay Area, Orange #19: Why does it say O69?, Orange #20: Novato now?, Orange #21: Getting close to SF, Orange #22: It’s called Golden Gate Bridge but there aren’t Golden Gates, Orange #23: Warning, they’ve entered SF, Orange #24: Ok bye US Mainland, Orange #25: Can we drink the ocean?, Orange #26: Don’t drink the ocean!, Orange #27: Almost there, Orange #28: C’mon, Orange #29: Please stop the oranges!, Orange #30: East Honolulu???, Orange #31: Hind Drives, Orange #32: Hotel and Resort?? YUMMY, Orange #33: Inside Diamond Head! Get lost!, Orange #34: THE TOURISTS, THE TOURISTS, Oramge #35: Oranges in malls? No thank you, Orange #36: Kakaaaako, Orange #37: Stop them! They’re in Honolulu!, Orange #38: Chinatown please, Orange #39: REGAL 16 DOLE CANNERY THEATRES AND IMAX, Orange #40: Kalihilihilihilihi, Orange #41: Lagoon Drive = lagoon, Orange #42: Welcome onboard this Airlink service to, Orange #43: PEARL HARBOR, Orange #44: Still in Pearl Harbor??, Orange #45: Salt Lake Blvd is a ripoff of Salt Lake City, Orange #46: Aiea, Orange #47: When is the monorail opening?, Orange #48: KalauWOW, Orange #49: Pearls in Pearl City!, Orange #50: INTERCHANGE, Orange #51: HAWAII’S PLANTATION VILLAGE, Orange #52: There’s basically nothing from here, Orange #53: I told you, there’s nothing out here!, Orange #54: Except for this random university, Orange #55: Ooh, a golf course. Finally after nothingness, Orange #56: The fricking citruses are now in Kapolei!, Orange #57: Wait, where are you going?, Orange #58: Oh, the ocean! Have fun!
* You’re bypassing: (Gondola/aerial tram, 12 stations) Orange #45: Salt Lake Blvd is a ripoff of Salt Lake City, Orange #68: Too late, Orange #67: Wait, you’re going to connect?!, Orange #66: You’re in the stadium now., Orange #65: Ah yes, the middle of the interchange, Orange #64: Is Red Hill a Red Hill?, Orange #63: The Valley version of The Garden, Orange #62: Tripler (incorrect). Triplet (correct)., Orange #61: Moanalua Gardens = Where’s the garden?, Orange #60: Mapunapunapunapuna, Orange #59: Wait, ANOTHER LINE?!, Orange #40: Kalihilihilihilihi
* Still going???: (Airliner, 19 stations) Orange #50: INTERCHANGE, Orange #69: nice, Orange #70: Cwestviewww, Orange #71: I’m running out of ideas. Can someone help?, Orange #72: GWENT GENWJWUNWW WJS, Orange #73: Forgot 73 in the process., Orange #74: 74th St - Cadland Broadway, Orange #75: 25 more until the surprise, Orange #76: I won’t forget about Mililani, Orange #77: THEY’RE ATTACKING ME ON THE WEEKEND!, Orange #78: I am doing this on the weekend! Can’t I just take a break?, Orange #79: 79! I miss Ealing79!, Orange #80: 20 more, Orange #81: Honestly, where are they going?, Orange #82: Wheeler Army Airfield = WAA, Orange #83: WAAAAAAAAAA, Orange #84: WAAAAAAA. WHY AM I DOING THIS ON THE WEEKEND!, Orange #85: Wahiawaaaaaaaaaaa, Orange #86: Looks like they cried enough that they ended the line
* I thought you cried: (Ferry, 15 stations) Orange #65: Ah yes, the middle of the interchange, Orange #87: You’re a ferry now because the river is your orange juice, Orange #88: By the way, where are you going?, Orange #89: The mountain???, Orange #90: 10 more!, Orange #91: Middle of nowhere again, Orange #92: Tetsuo Harano Tunnels, Orange #93: Hospital Rock Tunnels and there’s a hospital right next to the tunnels., Orange #94: Botanical Garden!, Orange #95: I can feel it, it’s only 5 away!, Orange #96: Apparently, there’s a quarry here, Orange #97: 3 MORE!, Orange #98: Is Kaneohe/Kailua gonna listen to my big surprise?, Orange #99: They’re heading to MCBH - Kaneohe!, Orange #100: THE BIG SURPRISE!
* MAINLAND!: (High speed rail, 212 stations) This is the school where they serve the stupid oranges and I have to do that stupid stresstful map., Orange #101: They’re back on the mainland!, Orange #102: Eugene H. Krabs, Orange #103: They’re stuck in the university!, Orange #104: What even is in Glenwood?, Orange #105: Do the Simpsons live here???, Orange #106: I forgot to tell you that they escaped the university!, Orange #107: Where are they even going??, Orange #108: Thirsty Thurston, Orange #109: I want to know…. Please!, Orange #110: Someone named Jasper on MD?, Orange #111: How about not talking about triple 1s?, Orange #112: Pengraaaaaa, Orange #113: low low low lowell, Orange #114: How many lakes are there?, Orange #115: Let’s play, naming towns by their literal name! Starting with Oakridge, Oaks on a Ridge, Orange #116: heck the tooth, Orange #117: Where’s Waldo? (Mountain and Lake), Orange #118: Triangle??, Orange #119: Wait, why am I Ealing79?, Orange #120: Why is this map private?, Orange #121: Just in time for Klamath Falls, Orange #122: How about GROP again?, Orange #123: I’m running out of ideas., Orange #124: Let’s name SCR stations., Orange #125: Willowfield, Orange #126: Hemdon Park, Orange #127: Beechley, Orange #128: Financial Quarter, Orange #129: Stepford Victoria, Orange #130: City Hospital, Orange #131: Ah yes, Bald Mountain, Orange #132: Back to SCR, Stepford Central, Orange #133: Four Ways, Orange #134: Stepford East, Orange #135: High Street, Orange #136: Whitefield Lido, Orange #137: Renooooooo, Orange #138: Sparky in Sparks, Orange #139: Whitefield Lido, oh right, I already named that, Orange #140: Stepford UFC, Orange #141: RIPOFF VIRGINIA! BOOOOO!, Orange #142: Woodhead Lane, Orange #143: YAY. MY NEW NUMBER IS 143! NO STUPID 79!, Orange #144: 12 x 12 equals?, Orange #145: It equals 144 but it’s too late, Orange #146: Houghton Rake, Orange #147: Whitefield, Orange #148: St Helens Bridge, Orange #149: New Harrow, Orange #150: WE REACHED 150 ORANGES WASTED! THANKS Y’ALL!, Orange #151: Elsemere Pond, Orange #152: Elsemere Junction, Orange #153: Berrily, Orange #154: East Berrily, Orange #155: Beaulieu Park, Orange #156: Morganstown, Orange #157: We will shortly be arriving at, Orange #158: Las Vegas, Orange #159: Please mind the gap between the train and the platform, Orange #160: YAY! VEGAS!, Orange #161: Why did they say yay?, Orange #162: They’re the ones that are ruining everything, Orange #163: They’re leaving Vegas anyways, Orange #164: I’M NOT READY FOR WHITNEY GREEN!, Orange #165: Angel Pass, Orange #166: Bodin, Orange #167: Coxly Newtown, Orange #168: Barton, Orange #169: 100 after nice and made it to Henderson, Orange #170: Coxly, Orange #171: Benton, Orange #172: West Benton, Orange #173: Faraday Road, Orange #174: Eden Quay, Orange #175: Newry. Oh wait, Boulder City., Orange #176: Newry Harbour, Orange #177: Port Benton’s Hoover Dam!, Orange #178: Morganstown Docks, Orange #179: Whitney Green, Orange #180: Greenslade. I meant: Greensalad, Orange #181: So-Hi/So-Lo, Orange #182: SADLY, I SAW 2 ORANGES, Orange #183: SOMEONE HELP ME. I’M STUCK IN ORANGE AUSTRALIA, Orange #184: NO NO NO NO NO NOT AGAIN, Orange #185: MY NEW SCHOOL, YES ACTUALLY, I SAW 10 ORANGES THERE, Orange #186: SOMEONE HELP. I’M STUCK IN THE STUPID ORANGE PRISON AGAIN, Orange #187: SCR, anyone?, Orange #188: Cambridge Street Parkway, Orange #189: Ashlan Park, Orange #190: Quick detour to a triangle, Orange #191: Connolly, Orange #192: Airport West, Orange #193: What do you mean Surprise? Surprise me with more oranges? No thank you!, Orange #194: James Street, Orange #195: Farleigh, Orange #196: Rosedale Village, Orange #197: Esterfield, Orange #198: Benton Bridge, Orange #199: Stepford Airport Parkway, Orange #200: URBINO! WE GOT RID OF 200 ORANGES!, Orange #201: Stepford Airport Central, Orange #202: Airport Terminal 1, Orange #203: Airport Terminal 2, Orange #204: Airport Terminal 3, Orange #205: MALL 205, Orange #206: Papa, should you go?, Orange #207: NO DON’T DO IT!, Orange #208: NO YOU ATTACKED PHOENIX!, Orange #209: The central city is back there, Orange #210: Doesn’t seem like a Sky Harbor, Orange #211: Where’s the temple sounding name?, Orange #212: There’s the temple!, Orange #213: Spensa Pensa, Orange #214: Did you guys think I forgot about SCR?, Orange #215: This store definitely has oranges, Orange #216: Did we reach the baseline?, Orange #217: OREGON STATE ROUTE 217, Orange #218: Oh right, SCR!, Orange #219: EXCUSE ME BUT ORANGE TREE?!, Orange #220: Oh yes, SCR for real!, Orange #221: Hampton Hargate, Orange #222: Upper Staploe, Orange #223: Water Newton, Orange #224: Rocket Parade, Orange #225: Leighton Stepford Road, Orange #226: This is where I was supposed to end because I saw 22 oranges at my school but I forgot, Orange #227: Anyways, Leighton City!, Orange #228: Leighton West, Orange #229: Edgemead, Orange #230: Aslockby, Orange #231: Carnalea Bridge, Orange #232: Rayleigh Bay, Orange #233: FINALLY DONE FOR THE DAY!, Orange #234: Sigh, time to do 33., Orange #235: Well, here we go, Orange #236: Oh right, let’s pretend that the orange is a Interstate 5 Oregon exit., Orange #237: SCR on hold until OR-WA border (not this map), Orange #238: South Jefferson, Scio, Millersburg, Orange #239: Dever-Conner, Orange #240: Santiam River, Orange #241: Oops, there’s nothing here!, Orange #242: Talbot Rd, Orange #243: Ankeny Hill, Orange #244: North Jefferson, Jefferson, Orange #245: Break until 248!, Orange #246: Let’s look at this OHV Area and Airpark in the middle of nowhere!, Orange #247: Okay, we will continue shortly for the Salem area!, Orange #248: Delaney Rd - Sunnyside, Turner, Orange #249: Commercial St, Orange #250: We’re in Salem already?, Orange #251: Still more to go though!, Orange #252: Kuebler Blvd, Orange #253: Detroit Lake, Bend, Orange #254: Break until 256!, Orange #255: JUST NORTH THERE’S A STREEL NAMED. YEAH YOU KNOW., Orange #256: Market St, Silverton, Lancaster Mall, Orange #257: Little break, Orange #258: North Salem, Oregon State Fairgrounds, L. B. Day Comcast Amphitheater, Orange #259: Little break again, Orange #260: Chemawa Rd, Keizer, Orange #261: Break until 263. Left Salem., Orange #262: An exit shortly before Woodburn, Orange #263: Brooks, Gervais, Orange #264: Ok, next exit isn’t until Woodburn which is 271, Orange #265: And I’m finally going to be done with the 33, Orange #266: AND FINALLY, Orange #267: Oh great, here we go again, Orange #268: Let’s go a little faster, Orange #269: Yeah why not?, Orange #270: Woodburn coming up!, Orange #271: Woodburn, Molalla, Silverton, Orange #272: Next one isn’t until 278!, Orange #273: Let’s talk about what happens at 300, Orange #274: At 300, if it reaches at the end of this month, I will become TheOrangeHater again, Orange #275: Yep, you heard it. Only 25 away now., Orange #276: 24 now, Orange #277: Oh, 278’s coming up!, Orange #278: Ehlen Rd - Donald, Aurora National Historic District, Orange #279: Welcome to New Mexico!, Orange #280: Oh, finally I’m done., Orange #281: Getting close to Portland already and TheOrangeHater!, Orange #282: Canby, Charbonneau District, Orange #283: Wilsonville Rd, Orange #284: C’mon getting close, Orange #285: One more exit before the many Portland ones!, Orange #286: Boones Ferry Rd, Elligsen Rd, Orange #287: Can’t believe they’re in Texas now! Portland exits start shortly, Orange #288: I-205, Oregon City, West Linn, Orange #289: Nyberg St, Tualatin-Sherwood Rd, Tualatin, Orange #290: Lower Boones Ferry Rd, Orange #291: Carman Dr, Orange #292: So I’m not going to do the rest of the Portland exits because we’re going to talk about, Orange #293: THE FEAR, Orange #294: GET READY FOR IT, Orange #295: FIVE LEFT. SAY GOODBYE TO EALING!, Orange #296: The other people: Bye Ealing!, Orange #297: SAY GOODBYE GUYS, Orange #298: BYE BYE EALING, Orange #299: Rip Ealing79 :(, Orange #300: THEORANGEHATER IS BACK, Orange #301: DID YOU GUYS MISS ME?, Orange #302: Welcome back TheOrangeHater!, Orange #303: Marmot, Orange #304: Getting close to finishing the 14 oranges, Orange #305: Done!, Orange #306: Just these 5 only, Orange #307: The Expo Center goes by, Orange #308: Leaving Oregon after this, remember?, Orange #309: La STM vous souhaite la bienvenue au bord, Orange #310: Done, Orange #311: Ok, maybe just an extra one?
* STOP ATTACKING ME!?!?!!: (Metro/rapid transit, 2 stations) This is the school where they serve the stupid oranges and I have to do that stupid stresstful map., NO NO NO STOP ATTACKING ALL PLACES.
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